You could call this a sequel to my last question, but I was genuinely curious. Question inspired by someone I know joking about being arrested for selling donuts to someone who died as a result because they didn’t need junk food.

  • callouscomic@lemm.ee
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    1 month ago

    Parents.

    Every person who ever participated in the conception and eventual birth of a human is also responsible for their eventual death.

    If nobody is born, then nobody dies. Pretty obvious crime here.

    • bufalo1973@lemmy.ml
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      1 month ago

      Almost the same logic that have the Dark Judges: every crime is committed by living persons hence live itself is a crime.