Me: peacefully using my phone at night

Random insect: “I love your phone screen, so bright and beautiful…”

Me:

Yes, give me that Linux Apache Mysql Php and ignore that 3/4 are outdated, replaced, or hated like JavaScript.

This has never felt more relevant than when the summer comes.

I’ve waited far too long for one of these.

Also fuck Adam, he didn’t create this.

The one argument that even flies understand:

Switch light on outside of my room. -> Get out!

Yesssss

As an entomologist the era of the Lämp was heaven