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Happy Weekend, boyz

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    Are you even sciencing if you don’t drink some piss you found in a beaker somewhere?

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      Observation: this looks like piss} Question: is this piss?} Hypothesis: this is probably piss} Experiment: drink the piss} Analysis: tastes like piss} Conclusion: it’s piss

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        Sometimes it be like that.

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        could also check for urea content, or proteins, but sure why not drink it

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          I mean, drinking it (well tasting) used to be the legit way of testing it.

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          same thing

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          Yeah, check for all of that using the high fidelity, self calibrating sensory cluster.

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        Inconclusive: the data is also a perfect fit for domestic American light beer.

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        How do you know it tastes like piss if you’ve never tasted piss before?

        Better piss in a cup and taste it to make sure we get a nice baseline.

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        Thats my schoolmate, he licks everything. Including liquid nitrogen.

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      This is probably worse than piss.

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        Rivella?

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          Apple juice

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            Apfelschorle.

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          Almdudler

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            Bless you

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            Han nöd tenkt da isch nur da öppis.

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          Mountain Dew

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        Piss + THF

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        Worse health-wise, but probably not worse in how disgusting one would think it is to drink.

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      Well, you could say beer is yeast piss.

      I’ll have another (lab brewed yeast piss. From malted grain. Sometimes with hops)

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        “Sinking piss” is Australian for drinking.

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        malted grain

        You mean aborted barley fetuses?

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          My mistake!

          Roasted fetal barley abortions.

          Thanks for the wake up

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