somewhere in the multiverse there’s a fantasy tech support scammer trying to convince some frail old monarch to install partyscryer on their pondering orb to gain a remote astral connection
[through extremly compressed audio]
“Great Sire! Our most EXCELLENT SORCERERS have sensed MANY HEXES in thy ORB!
PONDER HERE to convene with our expert invocators today!!”
[low res blinking gif of an evil advisor whispering in an orb]
somewhere in the multiverse there’s a fantasy tech support scammer trying to convince some frail old monarch to install partyscryer on their pondering orb to gain a remote astral connection
Trying to obtain Remote Thought Execution.
[through extremly compressed audio]
“Great Sire! Our most EXCELLENT SORCERERS have sensed MANY HEXES in thy ORB!
PONDER HERE to convene with our expert invocators today!!”
[low res blinking gif of an evil advisor whispering in an orb]