Still successful, though. Humans have spread the seeds of capsicum farther than any bird ever did.
We’re just fuckin weirdos about it
Humans spreading peppers like weirdos reminds me of a petition replacing the word “expert” with “pervert.”
“Pepper pervert” conveys the masochistic spread of hot peppers better than “Pepper expert.”
It kinda reminds me of the scene in Star Trek the Next Generation when Data, the humanoid Android, tries alcohol to better understand humanity. He takes one sip, winces and remarks “That’s awful! … another!”
Star Trek Generations. That’s got to be the best part of that not-so-great movie.
What, you don’t enjoy watching Kirk get crushed by a bridge?
Who would have thought, after all the bonkers stuff he survived, a walkway would be his end?
