In a world without gold, we might have been heroes!

—Blackbeard, Assassin’s Creed IV

Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is this a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle…and wonder if we’ll ever get the chance to kill him.

—2B, Nier Automata

I am a potato

—GLaDOS, Portal 2