alt text: a tweet within a tweet. “coworker asked me my pronouns and I said ‘they/them but I’m at work right now so it’s whatever’ and then she came up to me later and said ‘this is you’” (showing a tweet that says) i’m probably nonbinary but i have a job so idrc about that rn
No officer. I am straight white male, why do you ask? I have wife and kids even. I have had the sex at least one, perhaps two times.
This flag? Why, it’s my country of origin! I mean, I was born here, same as any god fearing american. But my ancestors were, uh, born there.