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MY FUCKING LINUX THEMED
RESTAURANT, THE DISTRO BISTRO, IS A
FUCKING DISASTER!" IM RUINED! GOD
FUCKING DAMNIT!!
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS AND | HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY COME IN!!! “ohhh whats a distro? open source? what does that mean?” FUCKING GOOGLE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
EVERY FUCKING DAY SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT THE “TORVALD’S TORTELLINI” IS NAMED AFTER LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING PHONE JUST GOOGLE IT FUCK!
yo is this where | get the free as in free beer
IT FUCKING COMES WITH A MEAL!'ITS NOT ACTUALLY FREE YOU HAVE TO BUY THE OPEN SOURCE SPAGHETTI! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuuuuuuuucKk!!
If there’s one thing you know you can get from an open source project, it’s spaghetti code.
I think most OSS code I have ever touched has been the cleanest code I’ve touched. Business critical code is always the spaghetti.