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MY FUCKING LINUX THEMED
RESTAURANT, THE DISTRO BISTRO, IS A
FUCKING DISASTER!" IM RUINED! GOD
FUCKING DAMNIT!!
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS AND | HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY COME IN!!! “ohhh whats a distro? open source? what does that mean?” FUCKING GOOGLE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
EVERY FUCKING DAY SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT THE “TORVALD’S TORTELLINI” IS NAMED AFTER LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING PHONE JUST GOOGLE IT FUCK!
yo is this where | get the free as in free beer
IT FUCKING COMES WITH A MEAL!'ITS NOT ACTUALLY FREE YOU HAVE TO BUY THE OPEN SOURCE SPAGHETTI! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuuuuuuuucKk!!
Fuck, I want to go to a Distro Bistro, owner definitely needs to maintain the Chef Ramsey energy though
I think it’s a Linus Torvalds energy
If you parked in their lot, the waitstaff will yell profanities at your driver?
Linus Torvalds is the Gordon Ramsay of tech
“It’s FUCKING
RAWDEPRECATED!” ~Chef Torvalds