• HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    “What’s your mutation? Teleportation? Laser Eyes? Weaponized Tornadoes?”

    “…I… I can smell ants… how about yours?”

    “Oh… well… my mutation is that cilantro tastes like chalk to me.”

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      2 years ago

      I was born with 2.5 kidneys, an extra ureter and 4 of my permanent teeth never showed up. Also mild colour vision deficiency.

      I was talking about it with our first lieutenant in the army and he went “Corporal, you’re a mutant!”. “Yes, sir, I am sir.”

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      2 years ago

      God soap cilantro just sucks. I really wish people knew it tastes like gross to like 3-21% of the world population.

      I just wish it wasn’t automatically in anything Mexican. I just want to taste what other people taste. :(