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⸻ Ban DHMO 🇦🇺 ⸻@aussie.zone to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前

The master race condition

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The master race condition

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⸻ Ban DHMO 🇦🇺 ⸻@aussie.zone to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前
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Stumbled upon this when looking for help on Reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/github/comments/1cwag3q/are_race_conditions_racist/?chainedposts=t3_n8qi6n

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    Wait until you try to do something that involves managing child processes

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      Can’t the master kill all slaves and childs (processes)? It’s in the manual!

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        Relevant meme

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          I sure hope this meme was edited or the op is satire. The dead internet has messed so many people up.

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            I’m pretty sure it is satire. However, it would be hilarious if it was real.

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        At work we don’t have the right to use master/slave (maître /esclave) anymore because of history (this is mostly linked to deploying systems). On the upside our git master is now the shorter ‘main’.

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          Ugh this kind of BS virtue signaling is so pointless

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            It saves two keystrokes

        • Howdy@lemmy.zip
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          I ran into that when I worked at a university…

    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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      “kill parent or sacrifice children”

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