I’m just gonna need to check ya asshole
Would rather take my clothes off than whatever the fuck this torture device is used for
It could be to make sure your seriously drunk friend stays put.
They usually puke from the mouth not from the ass
You’ve never had bad Mexican food at 2am after a night of drinking, your body starts purging from anywhere it can
What if you get into an accident?
Lemmings need it after all those beans.
Knew a guy who got thrown off the toilet on a ship after a hard collision in port. Him and the poop… Seat belt would’ve helped
Buckle up. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.
wait, hold up. this looks like an access device. i think someone maybe wouldn’t do this unless someone needed it for tremors, muscle control related disabilities, etc.
