For Context: I live in the United States of America.

  • riyria@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Your lithium isn’t actually lithium anymore, it’s govt nanobots that are going to implant in your brain and emit and receive 5g waves.

    • intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Im so happy cause today I found my friends. They’re in my head. I’m so vaxxed up, its okay cause so are you, we broke our cells. Buy my groceries in a daze cause I’m 5G.