How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way…
How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way…
…Is it possible that when the ancient tome calls for virgin sacrifices it’s talking about sacrifices by and not of?
Sigh
I’ll go get more virgins…
Keep them separated this time. You know what happens.
Either way it’s a win-win for the virgins.