Depends of if the theoretical anus ad has a higher potential profit than expense. If the ad just mysteriously materializes there, and stays there where you’ll never be able to see it outside of a colonoscopy, probably not. However. If it causes it to come out each time after you take a shit so you’re face to face with a Tums advert when you go to flush, oh yeah absolutely.
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Companies would, and have, killed people just to make an extra cent. Of course they’d do this.
Depends of if the theoretical anus ad has a higher potential profit than expense. If the ad just mysteriously materializes there, and stays there where you’ll never be able to see it outside of a colonoscopy, probably not. However. If it causes it to come out each time after you take a shit so you’re face to face with a Tums advert when you go to flush, oh yeah absolutely.
So what you’re saying is they’d only advertise in high-traffic anuses…
So an anus printer?
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