• biscuitsofdoom@beehaw.org
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    1 year ago

    I’m hoping to have an ai that can keep tabs on my contacts and tell me what’s going on without actually having to visit the site.

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      1 year ago

      If that AI isn’t open source, it will start spreading nasty rumors about you and making plans with your friends without inviting you unless you pay $14.99 per month and upgrade your “friend” level account to the “good friend” level (“best friend” accounts will refuse to talk to law enforcement about you and pretend to be various references on your resume for job interviewers)