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sanitation@lemmy.today to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

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sanitation@lemmy.today to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago
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  • Richard@lemmy.world
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    This is not funny, you don’t understand how long and how many nights i spend overengineering compression pipelines for family photos and videos…

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      I’ve got mine down to 32 byte string to describe the location, datetime, and people in the photograph, with flags for who’s smiling and/or blinking.

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        I want to see your porn metadata.

        • qarbone@lemmy.world
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          Absolutely debauched. Especially when you haven’t even bought them coffee yet.

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      Then I bet your stuff is actually good.

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