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  • Goodeye8@piefed.social
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    10 hours ago

    My biggest gripe is when they’re not cleanly shaven, visibly dirty and rugged, and then their teeth are blinding white. Motherfucker even my own teeth don’t fucking blind me and I wash my teeth.

    • SippyCup@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      The Ghost and the Darkness, Val Kilmer. I enjoyed that movie a lot. But every time that handsome devil smiled it took me right out of 18th century Kenya and straight to 1996 LA TMZ.

    • Ann Archy@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      They’re always “styled dirty”, so they look filthy but somehow perfect. It’s like when the hero gets a cut, it’s always this cool looking little streak across the cheekbone, or if it’s on the body it’s a perfect 10cm scar on the shoulder, or close by the pelvis so they can show off their abs. It takes me out of the suspension of disbelief, because I can’t get lost in the acting if the acting is done by these perfect creatures that look NOTHING like they haven’t slept, are underfed, paranoid, depressed, and on the brink.

      Sure, that is harder to achieve, because good art is hard to achieve, and I just don’t dig cheap art, what can I say.

    • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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      6 hours ago

      Motherfucker even my own teeth don’t fucking blind me and I wash my teeth.

      Maybe you should try brushing instead.

    • DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      I also wash my teeth. Im just using regular dawn right now and my teeth are still yellow too. Maybe I need to try that citrus stuff with the grit in it.