I am buying a house because fuck landlords. I’m being kicked out of my place by ‘no fault’ and I’ve had enough of living at the whims of another money hording person being a dick… Ok rant part over… This new house is old and a bit beat up but solid enough to start a life in. It also has a big (by my standard) garden which I have no idea what to outside of just ‘plant stuff’. I don’t have measurements or know the size of anything, but I want to somehow give some of my space to those who don’t have any and make it a place to share. Does anyone have any ideas or thoughts?


Plant seeds in those street planter areas, in the middle of the night, then fuck off before they catch you. Emerge from the alley a few months later and watch the people take advantage of your deeds with a happy tear in your eye, knowing you made a difference. /s