I used to work at a vape shop and had a guy come in who unironically was close to being this bad. Kept trying to throw me off by talking about how much I was sucking on that big thing. How gay it looked and how much it looked like I liked it. Full fucking store at the time too and he wasn’t flirting (afaik… I’m on the spectrum so who knows) I just really felt bad for him that he felt the need to do that to feel better about himself. It’s really obvious he found me attractive at the very least. I think the fact I was nonplussed about it just made him go gayer and gayer in his accusations which was kind of hilarious for such a perfectly straight man to do to another man.