• terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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      STOP HIRING HUMANS

      • that fail to lead others by example
      • that take credit for others work
      • that pat themselves on the back after making a meaningless metric go up
      • that increase profit by laying off important workers
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        “Well, there was nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can’t play basketball, so we let him play! And there’s no rule that says dogs can’t be president…unfortunately there IS a rule that you need to be at least 35 years old…and…well…”