Seriously. I think I need to adjust my dose of progesterone

    • quixote84@midwest.social
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      I’m gonna try my hardest to address this actual question with a serious answer, because there’s no way to choose between the right kind of sweaty fella and the wrong kind of sweaty fella till you’re making that choice without unchecked anxiety.

      Roller coasters and high dives at outdoor water parks. I had the blessing of a good dad. Those are the places he took me where the whole car ride there was about how healthy it is to walk up to a piece of fear you picked for yourself and know without hestitation that you’re going to come through the experience clean, and having had a good time.

      As long as we’re comparing choosing a man with choosing a bear, it’s true for sure that a roller coaster is safer than both of the other things. Go scare yourself silly. Anybody in line who isn’t wearing much in the way of a shirt is there to enjoy being looked at on the way to the ride. As long as you don’t gawk, it isn’t even rude. By the time you get to the actual coaster maybe it’s the cold shower you desperately need.