• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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    1 day ago

    Since no one has given you a serious answer yet, Bradford Pears are the type of tree that smells like male ejaculate.

    They even make these long strands that are covered in their tree jizz (pollen)

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      1 day ago

      The people I know who say Bradford pears smell awful say they smell like piss, not cum.

      All of the people I know who say Bradford smell like piss also have the cilantro tastes like soap gene so I always wonder if the two are related or just a coincidence in the small sample size.

      I like cilantro and think Bradford pears have a strong smell like many plants do, but it doesn’t remind me of anything in particular.

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        1 day ago

        They must consider you “polite society” so they say piss instead of jizz.

        I love cilantro, it tastes like heaven not soap. But bradford pears smell like jizz.

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          24 hours ago

          Nope, one is my wife who laughed the first time she saw a meme about it smelling like cum and speculated they mixed up their trees.

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        23 hours ago

        huh, i don’t think cilantro tastes like soap, but i think bradford pears smell like cat piss. Our fucking HOA decided to use them as landscaping.