Your Ex.

OPs mum.
Don’t get me wrong, OPs mum is an absolute charm and a blessing to the world. Drunk dialling her should be a sin.

The CEO of the company you work for

Me, because I’m also drunk and now we are going to be on the phone all damn night talking about nothing. I hope you don’t have to work in the morning.

Jimmy’s mom

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