We recently reported that Xbox seems to be having some troubles, with significant layoffs and a 100-day plan on the cards to bring the ship around. Some of Microsoft's issues include plummeting revenue, an affordability crisis, and low adoption rates. According to Xbox Gaming's Chief Stragety Office...
Skin him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL1e67jm290
“Take this man to the penis exploding chamber and have his penis exploded.”