Literally my cat’s behavior
My cat stares at me and then looks away when I look at her. Either she has a crush on me or is planning to kill me. Possibly both.
I think I have evidence my cat is dumb:
- I always call him dumb.
- He is not dissuaded from staring at me from this distance.
- His brain’s always itchy from overheating; needs scratches thru the ears, thumps foot when you hit the lone fold.
- Maybe he’s just consenting to being called dumb since it’s out of affection anyway.
- Then again rayyeerrrrr and airr are his only words, so what could he know. He never asks me to rewind Wizard of Oz to where the dog gets tornadoed or shit like that.
Conclusion
Dumb Catboy
meow
I’m probably outing myself with some kink, but I unironically like this? It gives me ASMR tingles.
What about this one?
That actually makes my spine tingle.
That’s just the acid dripping down your back.
Isn’t staring into each other’s eyes a “standard” romantic thing?
“standard”? What next, you gonna tell us that holding hands is not a kinky thing?
It’s… really not. Sarcasm?
It is definitely an ASMR thing.
Only if I can boop that little snoot :}
yes, but it’s not gonna stop me from reading my yuri
Who said I wanted you to stop?
I love those little emo girl comics.
She’s such a mood
mood
yea but only if i can pat you on the head while you do so
You drive a hard bargain.
You can even bring your switch. Been missing just sharing space with someone recently
whereabouts you at bro/vette?
The island of lust and hedonism, Ibiza
aww I got my bike out of the garage ready to go but that’s farther than an afternoon of pedaling from Cincinnati
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In spirit <3
Yeah, bit of a stretch. Spirits appreciated.
It’s a date.
🥺🥺🧸
Can we just do this over zoom?
Yes please
No. You’re blocking the TV.
Don’t watch TV, watch me.
Um… um… 😰
Only if you want us to stare back twice as intensely and with at least twice as many eyes.
Sure.
