• thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    12 hours ago

    His name was Jeff, but everyone called him stiffy because he masturbated in class all the time.

    I bought a house across town when I got married and found his name on the Megan’s Law list 1 mile away.

    I still see him with his elderly father occasionally at the grocery store. He doesn’t drive.