transcription:: buy my silence. permanently. $8000 per month, for $8000 a month, i will stop

  • bizarroland@lemmy.worldEnglish
    21·
    1 month ago

    Damn, back in my day, you used to be able to shut people up for the price of a bullet. Now everything’s a fucking subscription.

      • Hugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
        41·
        1 month ago

        The subscription joke is probably pretty good, but for the love of me, I can’t think of a way to make the first part without sounding cringe.

        Probably because “Making the other person shut up” is just not funny.

        I think it’d be better as a standalone “Omfg everything is a subscription nowadays 😒”