• Asafum@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Stephen Miller lives under the carpet by the front door so they never get the chance. He has already captured and sucked the bodily fluids completely out of 3 locksmiths that tried. They’re still searching for the body of a 4th locksmith, but currently we believe Miller ate the entire body.