• Alkali@lemmy.ml
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    4 hours ago

    “You may have defeated me in the womb brother, but I impregnated your wife. I win.”

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      The child is then born, gets to around 18 years old and challenges the father to a boxing match:

      “Brother, it is me, beyond the grave! I have come to reclaim my rightful place in the world, and seek my vengeance!”