No don’t do this. Own it. It’s cool and normal to buy dinosaur toys in your mid to late thirties and beyond. It’s excellent to buy those little sponge capsules that expand in the bath. Nothing is more sensual than a candle-lit bath with a fresh pack of expandable bath dinos. I’m willing to cage fight someone over this.
Why dont you just lie and say they’re for children?
No don’t do this. Own it. It’s cool and normal to buy dinosaur toys in your mid to late thirties and beyond. It’s excellent to buy those little sponge capsules that expand in the bath. Nothing is more sensual than a candle-lit bath with a fresh pack of expandable bath dinos. I’m willing to cage fight someone over this.