• crapwittyname@feddit.uk
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    15 hours ago

    Yep. Spiders are top 10 ugliest creatures in history, but I would never kill one unless it was a lethally toxic variety. Because they keep the population of disease-carrying, filthy-egg-laying proboscidean-vomiting flying vermin down. Spiders are bros.

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        2 hours ago

        yeah and they try to pretend they are your eyelashes, lull you into a sense of security and then bam they’re drinking your eye juice

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          1 hour ago

          Imagine looking in the mirror in the morning thinking why are my eyelashes so tickly, and suddenly they start running around all over your face. This is why you should always keep a flamethrower in the bathroom

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            1 hour ago

            you know funny you should mention that. one of the burners on our stove doesn’t light well so we had a good excuse to buy that novelty lightsaber blowtorch