FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 18 hours agoNeed a AI updatediscuss.onlineimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1353arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1348arrow-down1imageNeed a AI updatediscuss.onlineFoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 18 hours agomessage-square55fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBrewchin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 hours agoA battery-powered electric knife (itself not a bad evolution of an existing technology) that provides the manufacturers with the options of remote bricking, subscription and forced obsolescence. The future suuuuucks.
minus-squareJakylla@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up11·7 hours agoif(payment == false) { blade.sharpness = 0; handle.confort = -2; reflection.displayAdd(); } else if(updated == true) { blade.sharpness = 4; handle.confort = 3; } else { blade.sharpness = 3; handle.confort = 2; speaker.playSound("needUpdate.mp3"); }
A battery-powered electric knife (itself not a bad evolution of an existing technology) that provides the manufacturers with the options of remote bricking, subscription and forced obsolescence. The future suuuuucks.
if(payment == false) { blade.sharpness = 0; handle.confort = -2; reflection.displayAdd(); } else if(updated == true) { blade.sharpness = 4; handle.confort = 3; } else { blade.sharpness = 3; handle.confort = 2; speaker.playSound("needUpdate.mp3"); }