• Korval@lemmy.today
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    1 day ago

    Also, I liked the part where it asks you consider whether you’d borrowed the range. Who does that?

    “Hey, neighbor, do you have a gas range, I could borrow?”

    “Sure, Bud, it’s there in the garage. Just put it back when you’re done.”

    “Thanks a load! Say, it’s burning green. Did you put copper in the burners?”

    “Yes, I did. Just for you! Breath deeply.”

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      1 day ago

      I’ve done tech support. They have to add that part in because yes, somebody did indeed borrow a stove at one point.

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      23 hours ago

      Little timmy ringing your doorbell and instead of asking for some flour he wants the fucking stove