“Holy reptile! These pale monkeys looks creepy as fk with all that flaccid pink skin in full view.”

“Yeah for sure. At least the other warm-blood Ones have some fur to cover their scale-less disgusting shame.”

“And what the hell are those flaccid things between their legs’”

“I think those are their genitals”

“You mean… they can’t retract them inside?”

“No. I don’t think so.”

“Disgusting.”