My brother in Amerigo Vespucci, there are maps from 500 years ago that show sea serpents on them. Are those real, too?
To be a winter child in this hot girl summer age, it wounds me!
Then what are the white sections of land on the top right and left?
You leave my cocaine alone.
I believe you mean our cocaine, comrade.
They had to build a really tall ladder to get this view. Quite the project.
We all know map making was far superior 500 years ago. Those satellites only messed things up.
what cured ass projection is this?
If you’re so smart Mr. Smarty Pants then tell me this: Who invented snow, then? If you say Thomas Jefferson, then you’re wrong, he invented traffic lights, doofus.
The famous red wastes of Brazil.
Sure. But don’t call me “500 year old map”. #commaSplice
“Ice? There’s never been any ice! Ice is just a myth.”
Imagine a world without cocaine, vast, continent-covering amounts …
Okay, okay, alright, somebody, someone somewhere…
You have to tell me, how the fuck do they make money from being intentionally stupid?
How the fuck?
There’s no way they’re doing this by accident.
There’s no way they’re actually this stupid.
There has to be an angle.
What the fuck is the angle?
How the fuck are they funding their lives by saying shit like this?
Engagement bait. Algorithm recommends them to more people. They get more money from ads.
The angle is having an ingroup. Build a community around absolutely anything and people will come, just so they can belong. Flat earth is just one of these. Flerfers are funny because it’s so absurd, but the same psychology is at play for e.g. the manosphere, local sports teams and anything else if you look hard enough.
And they pay the bills via advertising. Another win for capitalism. Yay.The best way to find answers online is not to ask a question. Instead, it’s to make a statement that is wrong and wait for someone to correct you.
Selling “secret knowledge” to stupid people has always been a profitable grift
I’m convinced none of these people actually believe this stuff and they just think they are being funny
Having followers is a path to monetizing new lies against them in the future… best I’ve got.
Apparently twitter has a system where they’ll pay you for posts with a lot of attention, regardless of it’s quality. Pays less than minimum wage but some do it full time anyways.
Garbage in, garbage out
Combination of targeted oil money bribery + whipping up tribalism, some explicitly sell their souls while others tie their self-worth to a lie
I honestly thought this was a picture of a dirty dinner plate.
Thank god for global warming fixing this! We’ll achieve normalcy soon enough
Too bad nuclear winter will cancel it out.

Thus solving the problem once and for all
……but what about….
“Just like daddy pits in his dwink every morning… and then he gets mad.”
Snow is unnatural.













