• TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPM
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    13 days ago

    I think your birth sign is whatever constellation was hiding behind the sun when you were born, and not any of the constellations that people could actually see. I guess the constellation’s juju gets amplified by passing through the sun or some shit, making them solely responsible for every personality trait you have.

      • dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        10 days ago

        Nope! Youre in the clear! A giant nuclear meta-explosion so massive that even if you didnt disintegrate from the heat the gravity would tear you apart in effectively the same way before you ever got to touch it thats been happening since before earth was a thing did it, along with a bunch of its friends. Blaming you for not overcoming that is just insane.

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      12 days ago

      I guess the constellation’s juju gets amplified by passing through the sun or some shit

      Is this like…spiritual photosynthesis?