I was able to write a quick hacky one liner to parse the source and paste the rssUrl into my reader. It didn’t take as long as I was expecting to get the 30-40 channels into my rss reader. I think my previous issue was the rss reader I was using didn’t like something about the format. RSS Guard didn’t have an issue with it. Thanks.

Edit: I can’t believe I didn’t do this earlier. newsboat has Vim keybindings and the interface reminds me a lot of mutt. Clear videos through mpv with zero ads. I’m in heaven right now. I haven’t looked at RSS in at least a decade.