And then the next day they sent you two green onions? Then three the next day? And four the next day? And they keep adding one a day indefinitely?

Should I not use weed?

  • toomanypancakes@piefed.worldEnglish
    5·
    23 days ago

    I would be thrilled until I started receiving more than I could ever use. Then I would curse the mystery green onion reverse thief for the rest of my days.

    I’m taking another bong hit just for you.

  • zeppo@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    23 days ago

    I’d probably start dicing them up and drying them. Other than that, I guess I could go into the onion selling business by the time they’re bringing me 150 a day. Just hit up some restaurants and grocery stores

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
    2·
    23 days ago

    I use them a lot in cooking, so at first I’d be happy. And then after a while, I’d just have to figure out how to sell them at scale for profit.