Not big on poly. Mormon-coded
𝄞 - ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ﾟ.
…
I can’t live without you
You’re the one for me
The one I want to live with
As my bride to be
Please spend your time with me
We’ll make a familyOoh ooh…
Will you marry me?
and cherish me forever
like it’s meant to be
as lover, wife and best friendYou’re the one for me
we will live happily
so please accept my pleaand…
si-hing…
Ye he he he…ss…!!
Oh, I’m terribly sorry, but this is a song I prepared for someone else.
Just can’t help but sing it.Sorry, can’t. That other guy is already planning to marry you.
Dang, I kinda wanted to marry all of you
That’d be big o’ you.
<searches furiously for bigamy joke in the subtext>
Is appreciate your effort . That’s very big of you.
Yes! I thought you’d never ask!
Is that sadam Husain ?
No, it’s Joe.
I would but I’m not a fan of consent. Would you struggle a bit?
Potentially. Are you a goth girl and can I call you mommy?
Yes
I declare you married
