I thought they were talking about Nearby Glasses for a minute.

The wearers of these glasses probably don’t want that footage seen by third parties. And the contractors sure seem like they’d rather not watch it—though they risk losing their job if they decide not to label something. “You understand that it is someone’s private life you are looking at, but at the same time you are just expected to carry out the work,” an employee told the papers. “You are not supposed to question it. If you start asking questions, you are gone.”

We at $COMPANY value your privacy and will process your data with the utmost care.

Every. Privacy. Policy. Ever.

Jokes on them, I only wear my Meta Glasses when I’m furiously masturbating.

At some point, some DIY person will come up with a way to disable these things in their presence.

And they will make bank.

Kenyans are watching you masturbate.

seems a little “no duh”