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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 9 hours ago

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 9 hours ago
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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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    7 hours ago

    Here are some of the missing pixels:
    code poetry dress

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      Oof, this would genuinely make me like someone less. Like, it’s great that you like nerd stuff but that’s just bullshit…

      • Jayjader@jlai.lu
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        Yeah, go big or go home with this kind of stuff. Give me some Linux kernel source code, maybe even some well-known RFC!

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      int personality = sizeof(goals);

      Feels a bit simplified to me.

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        You are correct, that is simplified. The whole line is

        int personality = sizeof(goals) / sizeof(goals[0]);
        

        To get the length of an array in C, it’s necessary to divide its memory footprint by the size of a single element!

        BTW you can see what appears to be ASCII in the background of that image. You can decode it if you’re bored.

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      Typical boring useless shit code. Using bad variable names, and in the end you just say “look, I can count to 10”.

      Before sorting: 8 6 1 10 5 9 3 2 4 7 Does it have a meaning? I don’t think so.

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        #define unlocked endl
        

        Yeah, nobody writes that except to make a single joke

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        deleted by creator

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      You’ve found them.

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