• nekbardrun@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    1- Code it in fortran 77.

    2- DO NOT use DO or WHILE or any other non-compliant f77 code. Instead, use GOTO

    3- makes the spaghetti so spaghetty that it curls in itself.

    4- Make sure to use COMMON blocks everyhere! Not only for efficiency purposes but to also holds all that spaghetti in a tiny Schrondinger cat’s box.

    5- last step is to do all that to write “Hello World!”