I am wearing a 34W part of pants. However its stretchy. I want no stretch so I go to the site calculator to figure out what size I am in their idiotic description of what I might be only to be presented with an option to pic the size I want. I’m I stupid? I measure 40.5 to 42.5 on my waist depending on where I measure. So that’s 34? Sonobabich! why did the teacher give me so many wrong marks on my math tests then? 30? you mean 45! correct! 76? ahhh 85.1234233432! yes! correct again!
Women’s sizes don’t mean jack shit. A die roll is more reliable, and that’s before factoring bloat and other frequent changes
My wife has size 16 and size 8 pants. Both fit perfectly.
Astrology is more accurate than women’s pant sizing.