I have one in my drawer, I want a snack, and I like Snickers. But I can’t bring myself to eat it. I don’t want a half-eaten candy bar in my drawer (you want ants? that’s how you get ants.) but I also don’t want to eat the whole thing (i’m smol and that’s a ridiculous amount of calories) but i cant bring myself to throw the uneaten part away. So it just stays there, taunting me, making me wish it were fun-sized.
Back in my teens and twenties, I would often eat a whole full-sized Snickers. I don’t know if I would now though. My appetite for junk food has diminished quite a bit.
I wish I could say the same. . .