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Kaspar Houser @feddit.de to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

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Kaspar Houser @feddit.de to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • lexiw@lemmy.world
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    Breast milk is the only milk that can be vegan. It’s all about consent.

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      Almond, cashew, oat, soy…

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        Those plants didn’t consent, so…

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          I can speak from experience that almonds are kinky little sluts and like to be milked.

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        deleted by creator

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          To which authority? Because I know the milk conglomerate has been staunchly fighting for that very definition.

          The lack of consent is more viable as a disqualifier.

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            I think the main distinction is lactose. And/or the proteins that are present in milk.

            While oat milk and consorts can be used in a lot of use cases it’s not a one to one replacement and it’s dishonest to claim it is.

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              Depends on the uses. Food Theory did a great video about this very thing, covering preferred taste, consistency, price, protein / fat content, and bake-ability: https://youtu.be/df8FRfVtVNw

              Lactose is simply the kind of sugar/ starch in the milk.

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                Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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        Euphemistic milks?

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      So meat is vegan as long as the cows consent?

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        Man, Hitchhiker’s Guide really was ahead of its time.

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        Technically yes. But of course they would (and can’t really) do that. But you could also eat stuff like roadkill and it’s vegan. Veganism as a moral philosophy has nothing to do with food, it’s about respecting and granting animals the same rights as humans (as far as applicable, not stuff like voting).

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      Which would mean there’s the possibility of this new short horror story I just wrote:

      I noticed two new options in the dairy aisle today: human breast milk, vegan and non-vegan.

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        o_o

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