What are you proud of this year? I don’t wanna hear i ran 3 marathons.
I want to hear the crazy awards stuff like…I drove the same road 438 times and exclusively listened to Fleetwood Mac.
Common share your special skill or unique achievement this year.


Nobody cares about it, but I’ve been a straight-edge for 35 years and counting. No drugs, no booze, not even cranking the hog. On the other hand though, I can’t afford anything fun anyways, neither on money, time, or the less-known ethical implications (haven’t been able to watch a movie in years, for instance)
Congratulations for the no drugs no booze.
I recommend adding in some masturbation though, clearing out old sperm is a good thing overall. Just don’t death grip and don’t use porn. Your imagination is usually enough for most folks.