to be clear I’m gonna be counter protesting a protest of a drag show so I’m being pro drag show.
I put in my order for a megaphone to take to protest and events. the people protesting the show are the biblical type from what I hear, I’m actually pretty ignorant on the details, but I smell an instigation opportunity, or an opportunity to spread love to drag queens. I’m not into drag shows all I know is Rupaul drag show exist and its like a clothing designer show.
I need more pro drag queen phrases to fall back on. I’ll say we love out lgbt community if I hear the f slur.
but i have came up with some things like pointing to a preacher and saying they’re gonna have the next chomo/lester scandal.
or I can be extra funny and say that they’re here to join us take on billionaire pedro-philes like Donald trump.
ill up for pro-drag queen, anti-hater, or subversive phrases.


I don’t know what bags are but as long as you understand clowns aren’t “just creepy” that there’s a corporate middle manager out there who has spent years thinking about clowns and dreams of leaving his life to go to clown school (btw I can attend every clown school on the planet for cheaper than an MBA) that’s all I want. I’ve looked into clowning in a real way. I know the schools. The best schools are only a few grand for the education.
Clowns aren’t a scary thing. To some of us they are amazing!
One day I will become a clown. Right now my family still gets weird when I talk about it. They want me to continue being successful in a job that makes zero people laugh. But my frozen sales are up. Third in the country before I left that job. I’m good at the boring job. It’s just never funny.
You’re good people and you will make an awesome clown someday.
Last clown fact for you. Most professional clowns start later in life 35-40. That’s where I am now lol