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minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·1 month agoFinally a politician who supports my interests.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·edit-21 month agoCop 1: * Bang Bang Bang! “We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.” Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.” *undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!” Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure. *eats ass with gusto Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
minus-squarehunkyburrito@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 month agoIs it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
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minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoNormal if you are an American.
Finally a politician who supports my interests.
Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!
“We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”
Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”
*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!”
Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.
*eats ass with gusto
Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
Is it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
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Normal if you are an American.