• BigBenis@lemmy.world
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    47 minutes ago

    Bees. So long as I stay on their good side they’re chill and they’ll protect me from the other options that want to eat me.

    • dukeofdummies@lemmy.world
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      37 minutes ago

      Not only that, the only thing that makes them spooky and startling is that they randomly fly around like a dumbass towards anything light related.

      When they’re just sitting still being chill they’re actually quite adorable.

  • Saryn@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    Everyone knows that anyone who knows anything about anything would go for the most evolutionary diverse group - spiders.

    There is nothing these little guys can’t do. Fly over hundreds of kilometres? You got it. Extend their nervous systems several thousand times past their body area using web? Check. Biological hydraulic system? Yup. Jump 10 to 50 times their body lenght? No problem. Live underwater using silk made diving suit? You bet your sweet behind. Paralyze your body after one bite? Easy.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip
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    8 hours ago

    Idk, I feel like the colourful ones would group a bit differently.

    The popular high-fashion ones (orchid mantis, jumping spider, rosy maple moth) would be at one table, goths (bumblebee, tarantula) at the other, jocks are already together (beetles, tho ladybug prob carries a knife), goodly two-shoes nerds (bees) also, other spiders are obv commuter nerds, …

    Anyway, I would skip lunch bcs this feels like a way too social situation.

  • taxet_@sopuli.xyz
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    10 hours ago

    Bees because bees are usually pretty chill and I like chill. Especially the bumblebees.